1: Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2: When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3: If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4: If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5: When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6: Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
7: Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
8: Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
9: Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
10: Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.